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HOW JOKES WORK
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A WORD ABOUT FAL DOGMA
Did you know that FAL has a divine purpose for your life? Our core values are presented here. Not for beginers. Humor as art, Cartoonology as a science, Neurohygenics as a dicipline and other ways to Screw-It-Up-Yourself.


CAREERS IN CARTOONING
Doodle your way to success

NEUROHYGENICS INSTITUTE
Tools for humorists, artists and educators.

THE LOOP
What are THEY doing to you?

HOW TO BE FUNNY ON TALK SHOWS
"Sit down" Advice for "stand-up" comedians.

FALSPEAK DICTIONARY
Talk the Talk.

POT SHOT GUNS: HITMAN 78, DIVORCE IS DANDY AND X-RAY SPECS
Cryptic Items from our crusty old Funny Pages Archives.




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