THE LAST THANKSGIVING
KDVS 90.3 Davis CA, LIVE Nov. 14, 6pm PST
Rebroadcast Nov. 22, 7pm PST
Live Radio Show Induces Widespread Panic
Buddy Lee understandably upset
It's a known fact that by the end of the twentieth century, we were watched by an inferior intelligence. While we played Tetris on our cellular phones and selected gourmet cat food, they judged and studied us with the intense focus of a clinic nurse examining the microscopic creatures that swarm and multiply in the nether regions of a West Sacramento prostitute. Feeling empowered and superior, we networked, shmoozed, hip-hopped, surfed and bungied the planet, taking for granted our control over this tiny metaphorical crouton in the side salad of our galaxy... which by fluke or plan man has been served out of the darkened overpriced restaurant of infinity. These "simple minded" and "unproductive" beasts planned to take this screaming planet away from us on the eve of a Thanksgiving Day, in the golden years of our twenty-first century.
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