Gemini
May 21 - June 21
This is a time for reevaluating your moral values. It is a time to put away those nasty habits that came before. You know what I mean. Don't think I don't know what you do every time you get a chance to be alone with your disgusting repulsive self. Don't you realize that you could go blind doing that! Please. Take some advice from your Uncle Sid. Please... Please... Please... Stop staring at the sun!
