ARIES

This is a very important week for you, my friend. You must beware of people who call themselves your friends. Also beware of those so-called loved ones in your life...
Er, I mean, what the hell have they really done for you lately, anyway? - Besides suck the very life blood from yer pathetic shriveling body!? My advice to you is to lock yerself in your room, unplug the phone, eat Double-Stuff Oreos and play Nintendo 64 until you puke cream filling!