Aquarius

If you have been experiencing pain in your life recently, be assured that it will soon be departing. Did I say pain? Pain, Huh? I bet you haven't had a painful day in your candy-ass life. Have you really ever felt true pain, my friend? I ask you... have you ever had intestinal gas so bad you had to shove an ice pick into your bowels just get relief? That is pain, my friend...that is pain.