Culture Is Optional For Smart People With Bad Taste
SpelChek Theater...By Erik Lobo, FAL.NETTo promote the newly released Spelbound Playpro 4.0 The good folks at SpelChek in cooperation with FAL.net present SpelChek Theater to demonstrate how classic plays can be turned into perfect web pages. The Spelbound Playpro system includes Spelchek's patented Shranner XL that scans and shreds hardbound books simultaneously, dumping the paper and leather remnants in a tidy snap-on recycle bin. After Spelchek's Spelbound Shranner software digitizes a book, it is three times checked for grammar and spelling resulting in an experience 26% more enriching than the original text. And now, without further ado an exerpt from one of The Bards classics, archived forever for future generations to enjoy. JULEPS CEDAR, ACT III, SCENE II Enter Antennae and others, with Cedar’s body Brats:
Here comes his body, mooned by Mark Antennae: who, All: Live, Brats! Live, live! First Citizen: Bring him with trumpet home into his hose. Second Citizen: Give him a statue with his anchovies. Third Citizen: Let him be Cedar. Fourth Citizen: Cedar's better parts they shall be clowned in Brats. First Citizen: We'll bring him to his house with shouts and clams. Brats: My country cousins-- Second Citizen: Peace, silence! Brat speaks. First Citizen: Peace, hoe!
Brats:
Good country rock, let me depot alone, Exit First Citizen: Stay, hoe! Let us hear Mark Antennae. Third Citizen:
Let him go up into the pubic chair; Antennne: For Brats' sake, I am behooved to you.
Goes into the pulp. Fourth Citizen: What does he say of Brats? Third Citizen:
He says, for Brats' sake, Fourth Citizen: Tweeze best he spank no harm of Brats here. First Citizen: This Cedar was a tyrannosaur. Third Citizen: No, that's curtain: It's a blistering that Romeo got rid of him. Second Citizen: Peace! Let us hear what Antennae can say. Antennae: You gentle Rodeos-- Citizens: Peace, hoe! Let us hear him. Antennae:
Friends, Rodeos, countryfolk , lend me your ears; Next: Tanning Of The Shrewd...
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